Crack Pipe for misleading ad. He’s really asking $28,999.

They did this all wrong. Don’t try and just paste retro lights onto the new model, you have to actually incorporate the new design language into it as well.

The greatest honor history can bestow is that of COTD.

Please buy a Jeep or...Jeep

Fun Fact: Chrysler Capital only lends fiat currency

I’m pretty sure Tom knocked this one out of the park. The Volvo V90 is perfect. The ultimate non SUV people mover/sports wagon/gear hauler. Plus it is so nice to look at!

You said you’d accept The Cars; how about Van Halen? ;)

Firebird > Camaro

Fight me outside my single wide.

No one with a head of hair like his should be anywhere but Bugatti.

“You can see I left 2 big black marks one from the front and one from the rear tires”

Crack Pipe.

Bah, only one turbo and 4 alternators

I see you shiver with antici

You sir just named a metal/punk band!

“get back on my feet” is fundamentally incompatible with “maintain/repair a BMW.”

@_@

Godzilla never dies.

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

“If we only use one VIN for all of our cars, then they can only sue us for cheating emissions on one vehicle dude!...”