I am ashamed to admit, the taillights of that ‘87 Camaro really confused me and made me think I saw a Chevy Beretta.

Star for making me google “arpeggiated”.

Is “Joop” a portmanteau of Jeep and poop?

Your right heel?

I thought I was the only one who noticed expired tags.

D20 or GTFO!

Great name for a Golden. 😁

Not really a story...more of an advertisement. 

Not really a story...more of an advertisement. 

I kind of feel like Jeep is trying to pander to the Veteran market. Maybe not pandering, but certainly catering.

I say this with all due respect (and I find you amazing David), but you never include “current owner” when listing what’s wrong with your newest Jeep Heap.

NP, all day long.

The light changes to red when it detects an overheight truck approaching....in an effort to stop ijits from going through the intersection and under the bridge.

I dislike them, but you do you.

I like it. It’s like a sexy turbine of rubbery goodness.

Ugh....slushbox.

A solution in search of a problem.

A solution in search of a problem.

Or I Am Legend

I hate you right now.

I love buttons, but honestly...do you need to adjust balance and fade so often that you need those on your steering wheel?

A Carol Shelby-esque autograph on the dashboard and that Jeep would be worth a solid $300.