I get the urge to slam on my brakes and try to catch the tube under my tire as I skid to a stop...hopefully pulling the concrete anchor out and freeing one end of the tube.

Haha, TARDIS sticker on a Smart car....perfection.

There was a trailer attached, looks like he was hauling large spools.

Unexpected twist at the end, starred for the Shyamalan-iness of it all.

If you are color blind, don’t you just memorize that lights in the US go red, yellow, green top to bottom if vertical and left to right if horizontal?

Yeah man, if the system steered my car toward a stationary object 7-10 times then I am not using said system as it seems the system is not actually ready for full deployment.

Yeah, nowhere near a photo finish.

You are living the dream, aside from staying in that murder motel.

I think of it as a special kind of torture.

Well now that I have seen it I can’t ignore it...you jerk.

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35mph in first gear....you drive an RX-8 eh? ;)

I got not one, but two Ford Escorts out of my dad....before he decided maybe I should start buying my own cars.

So, upon arrival the the destination, passengers get pooped out the rear?

The emissions issue was for a different car, so the tag related tickets didn’t impact the city sticker. I suspect she just didn’t have the $100 for the sticker.

Up and coming ska band name: Frappadingus Extreme

Quite literally a sticker you have to buy each year if you live in the city of Chicago. It’s one of the many ridiculous fees the city came up with to boost revenue.

Jewel, you pay an extra $5.50 for the convenience.

Then she should not have bought the car. Chicago has a decent public transit system.

She got 7 tickets just for the city sticker, that’s $1,400 in fines.