He also added a unicorn horn to the horse in the first photo.

Ugh, get out of here with your mismatched metals. Brass colored bezel on most buttons and switches, anthracite colored steering wheel spokes and shifter bezel, and chrome exterior badging.

Dead Heist (2007)

Unsurprisingly “lovely ladies and minivans” doesn’t return a lot of useful Google Image results.

You can say that again.

Did you even read the byline?

It’s your car do what you want with it....unless is a red 1987 Toyota SupraTurbo with a slushbox.

And if it’s a 1987 Toyota Supra Turbo?

c) job security

Awwwwwww she’s so cute!

I just wanna a Rolly Rolly Rolly with a dab of ranch

Started just for the honesty of the last sentence.

I’m in the same boat, I can’t handle the underpowered Crosstrek, so I’ll have to settle for the WRX sedan.

Needs more triangles!!!

They are easy to find on eBay and are typically called something like “Momentary Metal Push Button Switch”.

12 years? That is a gross amount of monthly payments.

Aside from one flood, which was avoidable and entirely my fault, I had zero issues with my RX-8 over 2 years and 40k miles. Perhaps the first owner sorted them out, but for me the car performed flawlessly.

I have never seen any kind of positive outcome when privatizing government services...I may be biased by having lived in Chicago for most of my life, but the proposed consumer benefits never seem to materialize. 

None of the pricing makes sense to me, “upgrade” to the automatic is $1600 for the sedan, but $430 for the hatchback.

In my head your username sounds like “Portch uhhhhhhhhhh” :)