Not sure if genuine,

The front cover of the bible opens, the back cover of the bible closes. Can't deny that.

IOLS? YCNB2C.

I'll never have that JP style of door handle in my home or office, I swear it to the old gods, and the new.

You nailed it! If Gizmodo had upvotes...

::GASPS FOR AIR::

My 18 month old is named Cannon Russell.

I happen to like that quite a bit! Then again, I named my son Cannon.

I don't know how they found me but they found me

I'm thoroughly willing to listen, for hours if necessary, on how to pull out of thin air the kind of time to do amazing things like this in addition to a more traditional responsibilities. Caffeine? Cocaine? Sterilization?

I laugh every time I see the word Meebo because of how much I hate it, but also for how full of fail Meego OS was. Silly Intel, software's for... software companies.

My first thought exactly. You sir, are a typographer and a scholar.

My friend George has an old copy on VHS he never returned to the video store.

They still can't install a decent GPS chip to save their fucking life. OR MINE FOR THAT MATTER!

This guy knows

By the way, your username is badass.

Correct, and I'd never recommend sleep for transit for this exact reason. I only recommend it when plugged in full-time or on a desktop. For laptops I say shut down. It takes just as long to boot up with modern computers as it does to come out of hibernate.

Hey now, I'm all for correcting wrong information, but if observation serves I believe America is built on people who don't know what they're talking about being able to spew bullshit in whatever direction they choose lol.

This.

Thank you for that!