Let’s take apart that blog post of theirs, shall we?

The glorious return of the Kotaku fish

man i wish i still had this innocence.

Yeah no, where have you been? FFXIV’s a hyper-LGTBQ+ friendly (and horny) game. People are ecstatic that more clothes are going gender neutral and restrictions are being lessened.

I wonder what Tetsuya Nomura thinks about a Final Fantasy game *without belts*.

I have actually seen Reddit posts asking for this specifically.

It’s sad that Nintendo gives enough of a shit about this property to (probably) get litigious with folks like this who are simply wearing their heart on their sleeve, but don’t give enough of a shit to actually sell us westerners Mother 3 in any way, shape or form.

I’m on an iPhone 12 and no browser I try can keep up with some of these articles.

Just throwing this out there in case anyone at kotaku would actually care, I also run into these problems. It drives me away from using the website. If I’m trying to read and the page is jumping around up and down, a lot of the times I’ll just close the window and go to a different website. You are driving people…

Crazy right? Not making this up.

In it [Oneal] said he was paid less than her newly appointed counterpart, Mike Ybarra, and felt “tokenized, marginalized, and discriminated” during her time at the company.

So it turns out he’s a greedy prick who also mistreats women? Is he trying to run for President or something?

Imma gonna presume he write this stuff on a keyboard unlike many of us who comment here so I would suggest burning ‘alt’ 0233 into the brain while writing about Pokémon!

Man, it’d be a shame if in the next paragraph I said something like

I see you’ve written a deeply personal recommendation for a game and the gamers are upset you said it’s theoretically better than the higher budget game.

I appreciate this as a good bit of writing. But with respect:

You need to speak in a way G/O understands if you want them to listen. Here, let me translate for you:

While details about how this name change is explained in-universe have yet to be divulged

It sounds like shitty game design because of the way it is described. When you actually play the game, breakable walls that you *need* to break to progress are pretty obvious.

Probably the player, right? I mean, he is the titular Animal that Crossed us, right?