I think they might have been going with that Corneo actually HAS had guys before, and his reaction was more like “I wasn’t in the mood for a guy RIGHT NOW.” Makes him kinda skeevy in a “Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet” kind of way, I think.

My favorite bit was Aerith hyperventilating waiting to see Cloud’s transformation.

Absolutely loved it. As a late 20s queer person, I get especially worried with Japanese depictions of queerness (re: Persona 5, thankfully now edited). They had Cloud at a perfect level of discomfort without being homophobic/feeling his masculinity was threatened, and Andrea being the righteous house mother every…

My wife walked in on me playing this part and I tried to explain what was going on.

I say the same whenever I walk into a restaurant while smoking a cigarette.

I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

The linked article says “Meanwhile, the Tencent Nintendo Switch will be able to play global game cards, albeit only offline.”, so it sounds like even just imported games would be possible.

I don’t want to antagonize you or start an argument, but your second paragraph completely answers 100% of the things you said you don’t get/understand.

You hit the nail on the head. That’s the first problem with all genre-gatekeeping arguments like the ones lobbed against FF13. In essence, they all boil down to “This is a bad game because I didn’t like it. Games I like have X, Y, and Z. This game did not have X or Y, and it did Z very poorly. Therefore it is a bad…

Didnt even go as far as taking a camera into a public washroom like that other dipshit streamer and seems to have gotten a bigger punishment. Seems microsoft at least has a shred of decency above twitch. So far at least.

Person A: What type of game is Supermash?

I agree with myself from 16 months ago. Because of the bumping of the article I was about to write the exact same comment and then went: “..... Wait a minute.... “

Only one of those sounds like a great time. 

We get criticised wearing a turtle neck for that matter. “The stretchiness over the chest area is lewd”

congratulations tomatoanus on reaching maturity

In totally unrelated news, I am currently crowdfunding for my own, 100% original game “Death Stranding”. Here is a screenshot of my game in progress:

You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilms™ Brian Moriarty™? Why it’s an extraordinary adventure with an interface of magic, stunning high-resolution, 3D landscapes, sophisticated score and musical effects. Not to mention the detailed animation and special effects, elegant point ‘n’ click…

Ask me about Loom.

The french “torcher” is 99% of the time not “to torch”. In english, “to torch” is to set something on fire (as you would using a torch). But in french, “torcher” is, historically, to wipe clean (using some twisted flax - a torch - or a rag - in french “torchon”). Now the word has a lot of meanings, mostly in slang and…

Every season a new professor..