Kotaku is no longer readable on my 2015 iPad Air 2 using Safari. Pages either reload or freeze the browser, and on the rare occasions I can actually load something, I struggle to read the top of articles because of the ad overlay covering half the screen and popping in and out, or jumping the scrolling all over the…

Aah, yes, the bargain gamer. I see now.

This is a pretty good arrangement, Kirby music is really, really fun to listen in all forms and interpretations, but this is kind of weak as far as Grammy material goes… I doubt this will win, but nice to know it’s getting recognition through its nomination.

Kids don’t decide whether they’re on the nice list or the naughty list. Santa does. There’s a reason why some processes are better made impartial.

A few months from now, Kotick will claim that by his assessment, the company culture had improved considerably and therefore he will remain in position. The Board will unanimously agree.

Aaah, NFTs, you bring out humanity’s true colors. Some kind of vomit-turd hybrid tint.

I’m fairly certain that if Jim Spanfeller ended up mixed in this shady can of worms of dirtbag connections, Kotaku’d pretty much be forced into silence as well. So much for journalistic integrity and independence.

“The Board remains convinced that Mr. Kotick is a really swell guy and a hero to us all. The Board questions the veracity of all accusations against Mr. Kotick, as he’s clearly a huge fan of women and is very demonstrative about it. The Board thinks Bobby Kotick is really dope and yall should give him a break, bro.”

That news guy looks pretty disappointed. They sure love their fried chicken!

or copy/paste it from somewhere else, like the first instance in the article text that’s written just fine. You can type accented characters on some keyboard configurations. Most French language keyboards either have keys for pre-accented vowels (which sucks), or my personal favourite, the French Canadian keyboard has…

Wrong accent on the e in the article title. the one you want is the accute accent e ‘é’. I know it’s hard for someone with a language that doesn’t use accents at all. Pokémon.

Pinterest style. That says a lot!

And while all the big names cash in big time on humanity’s rampant stupidity, those of us who’ve put in the effort and investment in ecologically sound living choices live having solar pannels, a rainwater collection and reuse system, autonomous waste water treatement stations and so on are still pressured with taxes…

yeah, I hung it in the toilet, which is the only place it fits on any wall. Then the game outlined it in red, signifying that wasn’t an appropriate place for it. I spent about 5 more minutes trying to find a place until I realized I could put it under the bed. I was so mad at Douchebro boyfiend. It really felt like I…

Unrelated to the article, but I’m just gonna go ahead and call the game Sol Presta, because there’s no fucking way that’s a C in the logo.

“Oh wow, this new patch changes everything! I’m convinced! I’ll just go ahead and give Nintendo my money in exchange for… oh…. OH…. damn…”

I have never before heard of Honor of Kings.

Yeah, after playing up to where I got my first Meteor Shard, this absolutely feels more like a Zelda game. While Zelda and Metroidvanias share some core concepts, Metroidvanias are typically more sidescrolling platformers whereas Zelda-likes are thpically isometric, top-down or 3d. Beyond that, there’s also the fact…

wow, Dread rates higher than Samus Returns on every aspect for me, in a heartbeat. SR had horrendous controls, everything is a lot more streamlined on the Switch, especially with a Pro controller. Samus Returns I played once and regretted, and then dreaded Dread because of the developers returning dor it, but they…

yeah, the final boss takes a few tries to learn, but once you got his pattern in, it’s a very consistent and manageable fight. It definitely feels like if you lose, you just need to keep learning how to handle his mechanics and try again, and you’ll improve every attempt. There’s absolutely nothing cheap in his…