I'm a different kind of obsessive... my characters are around level 75, half jobs maxed each (overall they've all been maxed at least once except for Freelancer). BUT, I did every single sidequest there was to do, on every chapter. That's a lot of boss repeats... And stole from almost all of them. Didn't grind for the…

De-clawing is illegal in Belgium and can lead to prison, as it is in fact an act of mutilation. In order to remove a cat's claws permanently, the entire third phalanx must be removed.

Now I'm disapointed. They didn't say how many polygons or lines of shader code that flowerpot were reduced to in ARR.

Either way, it does succeed in being a very awkward moment and never actually struck me as something that should be otherwise.

Did you rike it?

I guess it's one of those cases where it doesn't make much of a difference whether it's just bad voice acting or good voice acting trying hard to sound bad.

The lizardmen made them do it. Praise the lizardmen.

Well.... they're already going against Time Warner Cable for starters, that's already pretty damn evil.

I'd like your post more if I could like it more than once.

That's the joke

do the true ending. don't have the courage to disobey and follow the yellow quest bubbles to the end. The true final bosses are EPIC. It's a huge difference and so much more enjoyabel, totally worth it

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Naw, I think I'd just have him help me put it back together, which might actually be a fun thing to do together.

"mass produced prototype", huh? If it's mass-produced, I sure hope it's out of prototype phase. Just imagine the scale of the recall if it turns out there's a design flaw causing the knee joints to sever, or something.

Wouldn't that have worked better with the Keanu Reeves close-up meme image?

Ha. My first thought seeing this article's title was actually "They should get Ellen Page. Oh. Right. Yeah. How are they going to deal with that?"

That's perfect, it's one of these games I so wanted to play but can't fit in my active adult life's schedule due to having to make choices.

I don't see how this is relevant to the original post, but that game was awesome, played so much of it and laughed till my sides hurt

That's pretty amazing, thanks for the info.

Why would that crab just tear off its right pincer? O_o