I dunno, I thought the iconographic image of "Bird Jesus" proclaiming "Do unto others EXACTLY as they have done unto you", some while after said Pokemon achieved a smashing victory using nothing but Mirror Move, was actually a pretty good joke.

Dear god, what am I even watching? can't stop.

*sighs* I know the feeling... This is right up there with my mother-in-law watching her granddaughter play Mario Kart on her DS, then turning to me to ask "Don't you think it might make her violent if she plays video games?"

You're wrong about one think: I wouldn't think for a second this is CG. It's pretty obvious this is filmed, and the effect is remarkable in large part thanks to that. Practical effects have that visually "tactile" feel that CG (as advanced as the techniques are today), still can't render with the same familiarity. I…

mosaic, not mosiac

Here's a little story about the original .hack series. I though they were OK up to the point where I realized the keyword level-generation system was boring as shit and repetitive. Nonetheless, I had a friend over at my place one day, was showing him the game a little, and that's when one of my funky animal pets…

Basically, you can buy SP Drinks, which recover 1 SP (used for invoking Bravely Second, granting one character an out-of-time turn at ANY moment, even in the middle of a battle turn or before you act). You'd normally recover SP by putting your 3DS in Sleep mode with Bravely Default running, at a rate of 1 SP per 8…

"At a beef bowl restaurant, my meal came with a raw egg. The waiter didn't explain anything, and I didn't know what to do with it." - Chinese male, age 27

To be fair, those are really terrific boobs.

unfortunately, the domain name is already taken, but maybe you can strike an arrangement with the current owner to have it point to kotaku.com

Couldn't be bothered to go get the actual ≠ symbol from the character table. but now you made me do it

1) Be able come to our offices to play Flappy Bird for at least 20 minutes 2) Fluency in Java script and experience in shipping Java related products 3) At least one year of Android application development experience with at least one shipped project

The main character of the show, Shio, has the soul of Oba Nobunaga, the man who began the war that would eventually unify Japan. As he had a fondness for Tanegashima matchlock rifles, his soul manifests as an enormous machine gun that can even sprout two more guns should the need arise.

Agreed for cats and dogs, but these aren't either. I agree that given the name "slugcats", "kitten" would make more sense, but then again, it's a whole different species so who's to say? Slugcats don't exist in real life, they don't have a pre-established vocabulary. As their creator, the developer is entirely…

I'm glad we have an expert on terminology related to fictional species here.

Somehow, I can't help but imagine this is just a repaint of a Predator figure....

Mother of God... I've aged.

Two things come to mind:

Oh yeah, Amazon's available all over, there may not be a store in Belgium specifically, but any EU-based Amazon site will ship free of charge here just the same. However, I believe the point is that if there's an actual console, it won't be *available* anywhere other than the few official sites' relevant countries.…

Yeah, it's still pretty awesome :)