I couldn't quite get into Paper Mario on the Wii... I expected an RPG like previous titles, got some sort of platformer instead. Failed to keep me interested.

This is impressive by pre-rendered animation standards. The fact that it's actually NOT pre-rendered, but rendered in real time, makes it a gigantic breakthrough in the world of graphics rendering engines. While we can't expect Luminous Engine developers to put that much time into each of their cutscenes, I'm sure the…

I got a Vita with Wipeout 2048 and Gravity Rush (cartridge versions), both very enjoyable titles. It's a wonderful piece of hardware, stellar actually. Decent priced too. It's a shame I'm still stuck waiting for OTHER good games, releases are kind of slow...

Maybe it's a GoBot. HA!

Actually the game has already evolved a metric fuckton beyond that ancient relic of a video

Yoshi-P really did a lot with the first incarnation of FFXIV, considering the limitations of that tangled mess. His efforts managed to get me interested in the game again, then hooked on it. If he could manage that much with so many hurdles, I can't even imagine how awesome a brand new client build under his…

Or "Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days"

Pretty sure Oprah is still at the center of some frightening cult

I'm still debating internally whether this comment requires a snark reply or not.

I love reading instruction manuals... Depending on the game, you can pull these kind of infos from manuals:

Man oh man, does that guy suck at F-Zero.

Holy shit, this is disturbing.

Could you do better?

Good one XD

This was mentionned in a previous Kotaku article.

This reminds me of an episode of Six Feet Under, where this random person actually dies from being squashed by blue ice falling from a plane. Knowing that the people in this series all die in ways inspired by real life events, either someone actually died crushed by a falling wad of frozen shit and blue fluid or there…

Haha! these are great, Steve!

DEAR GOD NO

He came back for Final Fantasy IX. Square walked away from Amano for FFVII and VIII because the switch to 3d character models required a different approach, Amano's art being loaded with all sorts of details they couldn't accurately reproduce. They felt confident enough by the end of the PSOne's life, loaded with…