To be fair, the penguins are the most foppish of the birds. I’ve always gotten more of a metrosexual vibe from them myself, though I guess those little fellows from the Central Park Zoo back in the day would have disagreed.

I won’t even try to figure out what’s going on with that first paragraph. Perhaps I should have a smoke myself.

As for the rest: “It’s completely understandable to have a video of yourself smoking a bong so you can show your friends the big rip you took...” No, it’s not. Not if you’re in his position. I was a D1…

This article is ridiculous. Its claim is that the **teams** were foolish for dropping Tunsil down the list. They were not.