A bear-shark.

Now, did it really go through that many directors, or are we just sampling which alternate universe’s version of this shitshow do we want to air? or maybe they are just chunking all those versions together in one movie?

Good point. “Fuck” the empire is obviously a statement EVERYONE thinks at home or away from imperial ears (or at least the SW version of fuck (it isn’t frak, different franchise!) but it isn’t a call to action, its just a release statement. FIGHT is a call to action, a direction to quit putting up and DO something. In…

I am not put off by cuss words, Hell, my fucking parents claim I taught them how to say the defcon 4 level words. But, I think there is a time and place for them. Give me ‘cunts’ all over Game of Thrones, ‘fucktards’ Fast and Furious, but Star Wars?? Well, it was conceived by George Lucas with kids in mind, and I am…

Same for Dawnstar’s fake wings. Give her back the real ones! 

Ugh, why make Braniac 5 look inhuman? I always liked that B5 was so removed from Braniac. It was like direct rebellion from his elders which was great. This look removes that. Bring back the wavy blond locks dudes!

Seriously, How can people NOT see she’s the Baroness from Cobra?

Hey, All I want is the endshot of the movie with Holland and Jessica Drew with Spider-Woman splayed out on an easy chair and Hollands masticated headless body in a Spider-Man suit lying next to it...

Hell, Patrick Wilson who played Ocean Master would have been a perfect Aquaman! He looked like him, and he’s a great actor. It was so weird!

The thing is, what they did with Falcon/Winter Soldier was trying to use the Captain America: Winter Soldier formula, which, made it one of my favorite Marvel movies quite honestly, but for some reason, stunk in Falcon. I think they really needed a good spy craft director to helm that.

If this wasn’t a random “fuck, I don’t know what to write today, what I can I pull out of my ass that assures me a paycheck and gets me off on the sensation to boot” sorry entry, I don’t know what is.

Reminds me of Kristy Swanson’s Deadly Friend movie in the 80s...but looks way cooler!

Right, agreed. The end of the series will set the path for who takes the throne that sets up Dunk and Egg. Still a generation two from Robert’s Rebellion...

Exactly what I was thinking. I mean, c’mon, that one-at-a-time BS got old with Sunday afternoon Kung-Fu Theater in the 70s and 80s. Evolve or forget my eyes on it.

They went to LEDs after the Halogen Incident.

Oh, and Evil Dead 2! If you have a significant other, or an intimate relationship with your hand, its perfect.

I would also argue the Cat People remake is perfect for couples. It was my go-to bring-the date-home-for-some-scary-sexitime movie, and always delivered. David Bowie soundtrack, Nastassja Kinski and Malcolm McDowell? great recipe.

I boil the mushrooms in my saute pan–with bourbon. Then, when it boils away, I drizzle in the olive oil and it rocks.

Probably a binary learning karate, and standing up for the right of everyone to identify as whatever. Seems like a ready audience for that.

But Al did get a satisfying ending, in that Sam made the jump that fixed his first love, so Al was set. It’s Sam’s last leap into oblivion, and hopefully a resolution for him and his wife that is needed, even if it’s a Major Tom scenario where he tells her he loves her, but is part of a bigger thing now helping souls.