My wife and I went into that bookstore by accident before Portlandia even started in the winter or spring of 2008. We had a day off, and wanted to explore our new home in Portland. We walked in and the venom vibe was so strong, the women working there were so disdainful in their looks and attitude, and my wife gets…

Right, so let’s see, gramps in Lost Boys, I could see it being Kiefer Sutherland. He has a creepy weird vibe, just watch, what was it, U-Turn or Lost Highway or whatever it was he played a closet pedo? Schumacher? Does it have to be an actor?

So is Paramount scrambling to replace the dated CGI with Pokemon Go to make it more relevant with today’s audience???

My hope is I’ve been ‘sharked’ and now am good!

I, my friend, was bitten through my Achilles by a small sand shark AND got a face full of jellyfish when I surged away to shore. True story, August 23rd, 1996, Manteo, NC. First and last time Windsurfing

you took the words right out of my cunt.

Hey, we just watched a 41 year old in gymnastics, if she got the genes and talent and injury free, then she could be that one too...

do you know what the difference is between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

All this to scrum in your shorts and drink out of a boot at the end of the game...

to be fair, I had my share of...fun when I covered Barcelona, Atlanta and Sydney...

we should just hide in caves...

the thing that sucks is, they did this to their dark chocolate grahams a YEAR ago and have yet to restock them! Seriously, how fucking hard is it to edit a label to slap back on??? I want my grahams, and now my orange sticks will probably be a year too! WTF Joe?

Um...maybe no woman has yet qualified to be so for Taylor Swift? Not a gender thing, but a talent thing. The right one just has to come along for her to hire her?

Honestly, the real first encounter in Splinter of the Mind’s Eye still fits better. Still one of my favorite stories...

Actually, Shira Brie and Han’s old childhood buddy, Bey, mixed together is very ironic...especially since Marvel created them...

For instance, Dorothea Lange’s 1983 photographs of the lines at the San Francisco unemployment benefits office.

My recurring dream manifested after seeing Salem’s Lot when I was 8. It terrified me so. I am in a ranch style house with a basement. I run upstairs and hear a noise outside, and I know its HIM, Barlow. I run down to the basement and hide in the dark, but I hear something down there, I run upstairs again and see his…

My dad always picking me up from football practices and school dances in his Piss Yellow Pinto. It culminated one night picking me up from a football game and the car just catches fire and burns to a crisp. I felt like such white trash...

Question, has it been mentioned when in continuity this takes place? After Mad Max and before the Road Warrior? I thought I remember that in the preproduction days, but wasn’t sure if that was the line once cameras started rolling...

I am waiting for a story to come out about Walking Dead PTSD, where people are totally fucked up worrying about the death of loved ones on the show. Seriously, its just a matter of time...