My hope is I’ve been ‘sharked’ and now am good!

I, my friend, was bitten through my Achilles by a small sand shark AND got a face full of jellyfish when I surged away to shore. True story, August 23rd, 1996, Manteo, NC. First and last time Windsurfing

you took the words right out of my cunt.

Hey, we just watched a 41 year old in gymnastics, if she got the genes and talent and injury free, then she could be that one too...

do you know what the difference is between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

All this to scrum in your shorts and drink out of a boot at the end of the game...

to be fair, I had my share of...fun when I covered Barcelona, Atlanta and Sydney...

we should just hide in caves...

the thing that sucks is, they did this to their dark chocolate grahams a YEAR ago and have yet to restock them! Seriously, how fucking hard is it to edit a label to slap back on??? I want my grahams, and now my orange sticks will probably be a year too! WTF Joe?

Um...maybe no woman has yet qualified to be so for Taylor Swift? Not a gender thing, but a talent thing. The right one just has to come along for her to hire her?

Honestly, the real first encounter in Splinter of the Mind’s Eye still fits better. Still one of my favorite stories...

Actually, Shira Brie and Han’s old childhood buddy, Bey, mixed together is very ironic...especially since Marvel created them...

For instance, Dorothea Lange’s 1983 photographs of the lines at the San Francisco unemployment benefits office.

My recurring dream manifested after seeing Salem’s Lot when I was 8. It terrified me so. I am in a ranch style house with a basement. I run upstairs and hear a noise outside, and I know its HIM, Barlow. I run down to the basement and hide in the dark, but I hear something down there, I run upstairs again and see his…

My dad always picking me up from football practices and school dances in his Piss Yellow Pinto. It culminated one night picking me up from a football game and the car just catches fire and burns to a crisp. I felt like such white trash...

Question, has it been mentioned when in continuity this takes place? After Mad Max and before the Road Warrior? I thought I remember that in the preproduction days, but wasn’t sure if that was the line once cameras started rolling...

I am waiting for a story to come out about Walking Dead PTSD, where people are totally fucked up worrying about the death of loved ones on the show. Seriously, its just a matter of time...

Tina IS a comedy genius, but mostly at WRITING them. She is behind so many of the best skits, but her performances are just okay. Its her writing skills that kill.

I am tantalized and humbled by a woman who can so artfully say 'mighty meat-rod...' this man was clearly a loser.

Or not. I had a friend visit and use the bathroom for said activity. Needless to say, he must have strained to hard and pressed against the toilet tank whilst on the loo and broke the bolts holding it down and broke the toilet, broke the water control knob in his panic to turn off the water, and flooded the house...