Every time I see the Flash’s suit I wonder if anyone in this universe has ever come across the concepts of aerodynamics and friction.

yeah, I was more interested in this movie when it was called Pandorum.

But in...

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

I wonder how much of what we hear is Parker vs Jones. I’ll admit I was a little sad noticing the age in Jones’ voice in some of his lines.

I also loved seeing the panic in the crew of the ship, and how they showed fear but still did their duty amidst the chaos. That whole bloody scene was just perfect.

I thought Saul Guerrero would be a half-Jewish, half-Mexican nod to diversity.

Actually, I still don’t think the storm troopers hit anyone. All the heroes either got grenaded or nuked. Except for Alan’s character. He got shot through the chest which is the only way to kill an Alan Tudyk character. Leaf on the wind, he is.

I had an inkling everyone would die, but if there was going to be a survivor, I thought it would be the easily startled freighter pilot with no combat experience, sort of like Upham in Saving Private Ryan. But then he had to go and be a big damn hero...

Now I just need to see them put an Asian woman in one of their Star Wars movies for my daughters sake.

Yeah. Honestly, I found her less disconcerting than him considering she was a) only onscreen for seconds and b) didn’t do that much moving. Meanwhile, Tarkin looked nice, but a few moments he seemed a little glossy and his skin moved weird.

I knew they did it with Leia also but this digital de-aging process still freaks me out everytime I see it. I was too awestruck to see a young Leia for her brief appearance that I didn’t focus on how detailed she was. Seeing those final moments to me was just a “holy crap ANH begins here!”

Can’t help but think about all the backlash at the original trailer when Wen Jiang’s RPG rocked the AT-AT in the face. The nerd rage was over the top; spiteful, angry vitriol about how this movie was going to be garbage based on that single two-second scene without any context. A lot of that hate-ranting right here,…

That last picture is the true look of a man who knows he has unlimited laundry resources at his disposal.

Thanos had a hidden half-Inhuman son, and to make sure that he’d never rise up against his own biological father, Thanos ordered culling of all Inhuman youths. Black Bolt resists, and rigs Attilan into an unrefined Terrigen distribution bomb as a last resort so that the Inhuman heritage does not die out by forcing all…

So- the leader of the team replacing the X-Men is actually responsible for the sterilization and murder of vast numbers of mutants using a WMD?

My best guess: It will turn out the Terrigen Mists don’t kill mutants. It just puts them into a death-like state while it changes them. He’ll come back more powerful than ever. Until, it turns out that making mutants inhuman drastically reduces their lifespan. Then, they’ll use reverse-engineered Celestial tech to…

I have apparently underestimated how much Marvel hates the X- titles and wants them to die.

“Many Bothans did a surprisingly good job staying alive while bringing us this information. We will make sure to only use Bothans next time something like this comes up.”