To me, Stranger Things is one of the most perfect homages to ‘80s sci-fi and horror. It’s an homage because it uses the same tropes and similar scenes, but it doesn’t let the nostalgia for those scenes overpower the actual characters and story. It combines that nostalgia with both great writing and great acting.

Cyril, an eager young Fish Butler: Dan Radcliffe

Fish Butler sounds like a really shitty DreamWorks cartoon, though.

“Why couldn’t he be a fish part on top and a dude part on the bottom?”

It’s not “viral marketing”, it’s the actors and director acting like insufferable morons. None of this crap is making anyone want to see this movie more, if anything it’s only doing more damage.

PLEASE SEE OUR SHITTY MOVIE ITS SUPER EDGY!

So the superhero movie that kicked off the whole Marvel studio renaissance was Iron Man. The crazy part of Iron Man? It’s not an action movie. It has a bare minimum of action scenes, with the rest of the movie being a character study on Tony Downy Jr. You actually fall in love with the flawed, arrogant, and brilliant…

I thought it was because Superman, with his super senses and Daily Planet connections, didn’t realize that a masked vigilante had been operating in the city just across the bay from him for years until be became a homicidal super villain.

Shitty story that makes no fucking sense? Incredibly poor acting? Zero chemistry between any and all of the actors? Crap direction? Yes, the movie sucked exactly because of the reasons I thought.

No words to express my horror at peoples’ lack of decency. This goes beyond a lack of decency - everyone who posted pictures of her should be arrested. Peoples’ need to one-up each other with shock value on social media has gone too far, it’s sick and perverted.

Fingers crossed they come out with a: “super big-ass bucket to go” takeout size.

Her father is clearly Porkins.

Right right.

What if they weren’t anybody of consequence?

Yes, I would certainly like to know more about the wealthy kids of NYC. I certainly know nothing of them. ::eyeroll::

Dusty, Ginger, Lena, Sage, Olivia and Ivy

All that trailer did was make me want to watch Kung Fu Hustle.

“What if Superman had decided to fly down and grab the President out of the Oval office? Who would have stopped him?”

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

I’m just annoyed that their costumes are so blatantly fan service. To me it screams “Yea it’s a movie with all female leads, but look how HOT they are. Please still buy a ticket, teenage boys.”