“Worst. Toy. Ever.”

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

I’m still amazed that even 25 years later, they can’t make a better movie than the first one. And that one had a 10th of the budget.

Nope that was actual scene lengths. If Michael Bay lets a camera linger for longer than a count of four he starts to think his movie is too artsy and throws in some misogyny or an explosion to counter.

Somehow Bebop and Rocksteady look 1000% more ridiculous as humans than as mutants.

Showbiz 411 is reporting that Rebecca Ferguson will become the first major Mission Impossible actress to reprise her role in a sequel: she’s allegedly signed on to return as Ilsa Faust.”

Turns out neither Rey or Kylo is Han and Leia’s kid! Billie Lourd plays their daughter and unlike her parents she isn’t interested in being a huge player in Galactic politics. She just got a job with the Resistance and likes being a mid level manager. Less stress that way and she can go home and enjoy her hobbies…

Well, for a time the Turtles were indeed a boy band when they had their “Coming out of our shells” tour. One of the funnier things in the first movie was when Mikey referenced that.

Having a mediocre first film in a franchise must be one of the biggest blessings a studio can experience.

Isn’t that a complete waste of manhole covers? And doesn’t it also expose a LOT of open manholes?

Aw man... he’s gonna make me go watch this piece of garbage, ain’t he?
I mean, look at him! Look at his “Father of the Year Award Winner”-face right there!

Perry was also in Star Trek 2009 (as a Starfleet admiral) and Gone Girl (as a lawyer suffering being surrounded by insane white people).

The CGI obviously still needs finishing. Other than that, this really looks like a Ninja Turtles movie, especially the toyetic elements.

Edgar Wright probably thought he could too.

Kudos to him for realizing how casually damaging his former statement was and for so wholeheartedly acknowledging Ava DuVernay’s awesomeness.

Oh! Look. Isn’t it sweet. Baby troll’s first steps. Coetjie, coetjie, coe!

This is Hook and Ladder 8’s patch. It’s pretty bad ass.

Fun fact: the Garbage Pail Kids were originally created by Art Spiegelman, who went on to write and draw the critically acclaimed Maus.

“We know what that template is, and we have an entirely different genre template for that movie...”