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Invisible Circus
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Holy shit I am not alone. Whenever I speak with someone with an accent or watch a show/movie filled with accents, I sort of adopt this weird fucking accent almost like I am trying to mimic them, but I am not.

how did he miss out “I’m the b-r-a-t her be missy and we some bad bitches who be fuckin it up”

For context on how seriously we can take anything that TI says, remember that he said this:

“That’s still my partner...”

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

Babies born with the dolphins “develop 6 months faster in the first six months, have PERHAPS 150 more grams of brain weight and are ambidextrous”.

They also rip the heads off fish and use the carcass to masturbate.

Dolphins are assholes. They attack porpoises for fun. The porpoises aren’t a threat and the dolphins don’t eat them. They just do it because they like to do it.

Look at all that dirt! I’ve never seen dirt before! DAMN

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

I love her so very much. She’s always been my fave Spice Girl.

Ugh, Melissa. Honey. What would Joan say about you continuing to ride her coattails even after death with a tacky segment in which you attempt to conjure her humor? Bringing your mother’s spirit into the program with a segment named after her, because things are so off the rails at this point, isn’t merely desperate,

I wonder if Laverne is still working there?

They couldn’t take Lena Headey away from Game of Thrones.

I still miss the Sarah Connor Chronicles.