Fox wouldn't. Marvel totally would.

I actually think the issue with Green Lantern wasn't Reynolds but rather a rushed story dynamic and predictably poor pacing. That being said, Jon Stewart is still my fave.

And how Van Wilder never grew up to be Deadpool is a Hollywood crime akin to Elektra.

I just about died when I heard "Angel of the Morning." Only thing missing was DP singing along.

What the fuck, Tom? You kill an innocent little lizard and then you hide your lips behind a goddamn mask again? It's like you're thinking of ways to make me leave you.

"You don't know what a dutch rudder is? Here Mark, lemme show you. Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm... now work it."

Zeus hates selfies. Mortals. Go now, and tell your people.

The slowed down version sounds like an early Napster mp3.

I'm sure we'll see them for about ten minutes, while the human characters act like cardboard cut outs about things that don't involve the giant fucking kaiju.

It's such a stupid decision. 'Yes I've trained my entire life to be a warrior but just randomly decided to completely throw off my centre of balance and make fighting that much hard just because'

Xena? Your costume has been stolen.

NOPE NOPE NOPE! She is wearing HEELS!!! they done fucked it up

Oh good, she's wearing those dumbass anklebreaker hooker-boots. For a while I thought they were going to give her a practical costume.

Little kids are bouncy and much less prone to injuries. However, you could tell the little girl was freaked out immediately after the fall but since her mom didn't freak out she got over it and then said it was great.

CPS should be called on her parent's inability to shoot a video properly.

Adrenaline junkie in the making.

You cast a ruler of Dorne from Star Trek who isn't Michael "Dorn"? Golden opportunity missed guys...

JONATHAN PRYCE. HELL. YES.

It works better as a movie then it does as a game, since the gameplay gives no narrative heft to the story in favor of relying on cut-scenes between levels.

Paying $11 bucks to see the story in live-action sans gameplay sounds like a better deal to me than $60 to see the story in CGI with gameplay elements in-between.

Ignoring the bad science, I'm going to see this movie for one reason and one reason alone.

Greatest superhero origin story ever? The Doctor disagrees.