Sales are terrible for everyone, they're just noticed more when it's a NAME attached to the low sales. You go in thinking 'such and such artist will sell X because they are a name' the game is completely different, digital presence means more than anything. Look at Sam Smith, his album was released this week and…

-Rosa wasn't eligible for 'compassionate release' because the conversation about her being dead in three to six hadn't happened. Morello gave her the van; the CO with them would've gone into the office and she would've gotten it. They only refused the surgery because of cost while Jimmy was shipped off because there…

true enough. Haven't been back since. The interesting thing is that she explained in the most discreet way why things happen the way they do in Tiffanys; they need to actively sell sell sell sell and she encouraged that I call their guest services hotline to discuss the issue. The guards are very courteous and do…

What about consumer facing racism? I've stood by a counter for twenty minutes waiting to be attended to while swarms of foaming at the mouth tourists are waited on hand and foot. A great majority of them are there to try things on while I'm standing there waiting. There a decent mix of ethnicities behind the counter…

I went to a Catholic all girls high school and was told I had to wear this feathered eyesore of a shoulder baring hot mess. I was beyond pissed off because of it but the school said it was mandatory. If given the opportunity I'd wear a tshirt and flip the bird.

this is like the most bizarre surrealist painting. EVER.

wait but bit coin no one understands....

sooooo what you're saying is the two massive bottles I've been nipping on for the last few months is basically whiskey liquid gold!?

UGH UGH UGH

ugh.

Are you sure we're not the same person?

we can only fantasize about removing Florida, let that cheeseplate fulfill that

that may potentially be the bestest username too. lawd you winning

thank you. thank you for this

so bae isn't the right term?

this is filed under Brad Pitt and not 'gift to all of woman kind' ?!

....dictopus... *saved to my word bank* thank you

I really want my girlfriend to bring me ice cream. See. It worked

so...no to the iFap app? shame.

Jennifer, Jimmy and Justin...can we just make this a thing now? Triple J