haha. same.

he did admit that he writes with other artists in mind.

terrible song on the album but damnit if this isn't funny

The View is really a great morning trainwreck.

As a lady dealing with a complicated separation and understanding bizarre Martin-isms, the guy isn't a dick. I think he genuinely loved Gwyneth in the way WE won't. Magic is pretty self explanatory track pretty much telling you that whenever the track was completed, he was petty much throwing in a towel when it came…

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/snggjc/… this was just everything

no one understood biology or a good sex joke

that's a functional haiku

context or not, it makes sense.

I'm getting Janice Dickenson which I'm pretty sure he didn't want.

I didn't watch this last night (GoT Sunday, sorry haha) but LAWD BABY JEZUZ...

A long time ago I asked about ending a relationship with someone one I hold dear to me because the struggle was so real and I guess the power of the universe drawing to me, we wound up calling it quits. I wanted to do it first but was beaten to the punch. We've both been hanging out together and I see that we both…

Just replicate Williamsburg Brooklyn, pre-hipster influx. Authentic New York experience.

...is Leo wearing Ughs?

Thank you for the word assholish. its not quite assholery or full blown asshole...it's just enough to be the verb that describes the highest level of asshole behavior.

the wolf puns are fast and fierce. Woof.

Awhile back, I said I wanted to die because Rocco is 13. I officially want off the planet because Brooklyn is 15. HE IS 15 and.........

CAT WITH HEARTS FOR EYES EMOJI. my lady and I do the same thing.

SHE WORKED WITH LILY TOMLIN is going to be what I yell when I lift at the gym

we should be fair to Gwyneth, after all, when people go through breakups, they listen to Coldplay...it's going to be a rough one.