Kinja prevents for sarcasm.

he did admit that he writes with other artists in mind.

terrible song on the album but damnit if this isn't funny

The View is really a great morning trainwreck.

As a lady dealing with a complicated separation and understanding bizarre Martin-isms, the guy isn't a dick. I think he genuinely loved Gwyneth in the way WE won't. Magic is pretty self explanatory track pretty much telling you that whenever the track was completed, he was petty much throwing in a towel when it came…

true.....

The Decent is actually a well executed movie with a small concept and pretty interesting twist. I didn't enjoy The Blair Witch project but here we are, fifteen years later talking about its overall impact on a sleeping genre; found footage wasn't really an explored storytelling method until that movie. There was a…

Decent of The Blair Witch Event

thought the same thing; like 'srsly, you want to go that route?' first we go to the bowels of hell, then we crush the black guy....

depends on if you've popped a molly beforehand...

Why can't we just get that Sandman Slim series and be done with it? Stark's view of the world will appeal to the snarkiest of snarkmasters and of course, there's the whole hell/heaven deal.

this is going to ruin the Parisian tourism industry

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/snggjc/… this was just everything

Frozen 2: They Finally Build That Snowman......who is a rage monster....

no one understood biology or a good sex joke

Jack Reacher felt like such a dirty sponge action character. He sopped up the traits from other better actors in that type of role and was so typically Tom...

the second best buddy comedy since Ayra and Cleggane

vaguely Katy Perry

I know it's based on an anime or manga but seeing an actual buster sword in Emily's hand did something funny for me...funny like...awww yissss..

that's a functional haiku