...is Leo wearing Ughs?

Thank you for the word assholish. its not quite assholery or full blown asshole...it's just enough to be the verb that describes the highest level of asshole behavior.

the wolf puns are fast and fierce. Woof.

Awhile back, I said I wanted to die because Rocco is 13. I officially want off the planet because Brooklyn is 15. HE IS 15 and.........

CAT WITH HEARTS FOR EYES EMOJI. my lady and I do the same thing.

SHE WORKED WITH LILY TOMLIN is going to be what I yell when I lift at the gym

we should be fair to Gwyneth, after all, when people go through breakups, they listen to Coldplay...it's going to be a rough one.

To top that, Lady Gaga will wax off every smattering of her body hair and create a multi-colored merkin for Madonna

He mentioned in some random interview that he has either a masters or bachelors in philosophy, so it's (hopefully) entirely possible that he means that sincerely because I want to love him more than I already do.

politically correct and medically accurate: long dong tallywacker.

Valid. I for one will be doing what I usually do, forgetting they ever existed.

do we protest his funeral or are they going to do it? how does this work?

the delayed reaction is the highlight. collectively, they're AWWW Whhaaat.......this.....penis

I can only imagine the fun it was for these guys to go out and by their pumps.

This is an awkward way to explain it; as you're walking, try squeezing your glutes, tightens firms and lifts.

please tag your porn *drool*

SHE'S 42 AND I HATE MYSELF.

such porn

apple pie made with graham cracker crust...