politically correct and medically accurate: long dong tallywacker.

Valid. I for one will be doing what I usually do, forgetting they ever existed.

do we protest his funeral or are they going to do it? how does this work?

first born daughter to be named Sensuous Cricket.

Awesome poster but she still gets the weird flying pose. really?

I thought it was just me, had a tough time with getting into the world which never happens but I may also have been reading it in the middle of a different literary jag and just couldn't keep up. It's slated for round two in my reading list since the rest of the series is queued up for me to read.

the delayed reaction is the highlight. collectively, they're AWWW Whhaaat.......this.....penis

this, so much this.

I can only imagine the fun it was for these guys to go out and by their pumps.

This is an awkward way to explain it; as you're walking, try squeezing your glutes, tightens firms and lifts.

please tag your porn *drool*

SHE'S 42 AND I HATE MYSELF.

such porn

apple pie made with graham cracker crust...

I have always wanted the perfect use for all of this and you have done it.

I fell today on the stairs, not a goddamn Oscar or accolade in sight.

people still do this on the train from Coney Island.

Agreed.

thats oddly adorable