sigh. one day they will know joy.

After reading The Little Mermaid I realized that they really went for the sweetest possible version of what truly is THE MOST EFFED UP THING I HAVE READ INVOLVING UNREQUITED LOVE.

this book scared me a hell of a lot more than Goosebumps or Fear Street.

I enjoy a movie that implies that God is basically operating a Weather dominator, we can only be saved by a raspy sexy Noah and what is arguably the most rickety looking Popsicle boat.

I may be wrong but it looks an awful lot like that dirty little dolphin LIKES being filmed. All that uncomfortable grinning eye contact...

will this be inexplicably abandoned too?

yaaassss

I've never been a Disney princess type so the Grimms Fairy Tales have always been a source of love and adoration. They were meant to be learning lessons, like an ultra violent version of Aesop's Fables...which...was also violent...

So we're pretending that Kellan Lutz turns into The Rock?

well...I meant the less glossy...

Re Avril: it's okay, we don't remember when we met Chad either we just wish we could forget it...

I'm starting to enjoy the darker versions of fairy tales. I do hope that Angelina doesn't have the awkward faux vampire meets evil 80s villian European accent though although it sounds like it's a little more refined.

I VOLUNTEER AS SISTER WIFE

but The Number One Women's Detective Agency is also taken.

so why don't you lobby to have the cover changed?

Why do we need this to be made in the first place?

Next Top Model maybe...

for the other districts they make it out of the burned bread that's tossed out from Mellark's Bakery.

currently being developed in District 1 and 2....?

thanks for that. I was debating trying it out. I have all bright colors and wasnt sure it would blend at all...