why the hell was that the most adorable thing ever?

that awkward moment when your parents listen to what you want for your birthday....

I imagine Bale doing this.

Bruce's explanations make him sound like the victim of domestic abuse...wonder if the doctor side-eyed Dick while he was listening to how Bruce "tripped on some weeds"

it sounds like an 8 bit version of the song. Also, can I get one of these hats to annoy my fellow straphangers?

for $75, I'll just walk up and down the hallways of my building, freaks everywhere.

my bestie and I tossed around Chris Pine, Chris Evans I'll even take my original call for Peeta, Hunter Parrish since he can bulk up. Even if he's a bit on the crazy side, Alex Pettifer only because he won me over in In Time being a dick.

who are you placing bets on for Finnick? Catching Fire is going to be made, it's got a bigger set, bigger plot and more risk. I don't know about all the Mockingjay hate, sure it was weak but it was really what happens after a revolution; chaos madness and no resolution.

By that measurement, I've been boning people on the regs.

.....I think we lived the same night....

shout it for those of us lucky to get a consensual boob graze from that special somone...

So I've been on vacation for a week but feel like I didn't get a break because my co-worker friend of mine wouldn't shut the eff up about work. I get that we met and bonded at work but seriously, if I said I wouldn't bitch about work while you were out, I expected the same respect. I know everything that's going on in…

you can do it!

is that part of the evil plot?! I woke up the same way!

it's like the gull said "DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT"

...why didn't they just list lazily to the left...? dodge that problem altogether

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at what point in your life do you ask "why is this in my mouth?"