its like he keeps looking at the camera as though to say "This. This is what you'd have me do for your amusement. Do you know that as of right now, I plan to leave gifts for you in the places you don't want to find gifts."

this episode would air a week before I'm due at NYCC.

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF DARK CASTLE!

petches? She don't need no stinkin petches...

I felt that the entire time I was watching Transformers 3. I kept leaning over to my friend and saying "remind me to show you the Chicago clips from this sequence" or "That's Shia's double" then saying "Why didn't we just youtube this?"

and the croc will eat your enemies for free. IT PAYS FOR ITSELF

I didn't see sexual harassment just someone being a pain in the ass. With glasses.

I feel like the culture as a whole is worried about teens and sex or young adults and sex or sex in general that it's swept under the rug or almost pushed aside with what seems to be a collection of horror stories as shared by other Jezzies.

because sometimes you just want your cable bill justified.....?

I can see them clutching the listings from the Daily News and Post, the apartments circled in red felt marker, hopes and dreams while they try to make it in the big city...Good luck to ya, ya crazy kids! You can make it in the Empire State in Newww Yaawwwwwwwwwk

this will be my frown upside down book come November.

how can MTV woo me back? SHOW A BLEEPING MUSIC VIDEO.

I caught it midway through thanks to a late shift at work and found her to be quite on the money but then again I was slap happy and am easily amused by many a thing. I think the guest hosts are suffering from lack of input when it comes to sketches that work and the ones that make it to air. I'm from the era of Tina…

I was on the Matt Smith run, I have been catching Tenant as of late. I enjoy his crazy facial expressions, over the topness and his taste in Converse sneakers.

is that classified as a money shot? the, you know, acceptable kind?

why don't you come see me up here where I already am...?

she went for the mega laugh on a dying joke and dumped the ranch dressing..

I just got into Doctor Who because I'd been reading so much about it and lo and behold, found BBC America hidden on my cable...

No one goes into a relationship knowing everything, that's the fun of it, the evolution of the whole thing both for you, the person you're interested in and the relationship (sexual or not) as a whole. If you're done with the whole 'good girl' thing bear in mind that you shouldn't give up WHO you are for who you think…

hearted for use of the word pudenda