I’d rather listen to a Sleep Train commercial.

I can’t wait to lose my shit when I see a picture of Paris on set.

Michel! My favorite! Oh god! SO EXCITED! MORE EXCLAMATION!

I had to get a mammogram when I was 23 years old, because my doctor had found a lump.

I know so many late diagnosed autistic women from around the world - I was 26 when I was finally diagnosed with the source of my life-long depression, because before then, people - including three different professionals working with youths - just went “Autism? Hmm, nahh.... prolly not, this is a GIRL after all!”

God I hated Parachutes...sorry, some of us have been Coldplay haters for 15+ years

I can’t find it now, but I JUST read a post about this. The girl is saying that guys complain when she won’t pretend to like sports for them. “But what if you’re dating a guy who does, won’t you watch it with him?”

I felt like this a lot in my first marriage, where he literally never had any idea what to give me for gifts. Even if I specifically told him to buy me X for my birthday, he’d come home with the equivalent of Marge Simpson’s bowling ball. Because he never actually thought about me.

The current Mr. Bells, on the other…

I liked how Chuck Klosterman put it:

“woman are still the meteorologists of mood”

“Crooked IRS agent” is sure to win the sympathy of a jury.

I’d love for Bradley Cooper to be the lead in The Chris Martin Story, because I want to see a major studio movie do no business at all. We almost got it with that Tim Roth-as-Sepp Blatter FIFA hagiography, but not quite.

Right? Like, how many other quality musicians have gently told Chris Martin that he should stop writing music?

“...to attack police officers who are the people who protect her and protect us, and keep us alive... And focus on the fact that when something does go wrong, okay. We’ll work on that.”

Ok. So I am a white Eastern European by origin who’s been to America like two times. And I felt empowered by that video and that performance - even if it has literally zero to do with me or my “struggle”.

“Formation” saved me from a bad date this weekend. I went to a party with a guy I just met. I asked him what kind of music he likes and he told me he listens exclusively to top-40 music, which is a disappointing answer. Grasping around to keep the conversation going, I asked him if he had seen the new Beyonce video…

Jeremy?

Question, how old are you? It seems like you’re pretty young, maybe I’m wrong. Anyway, I will say this, if you are not having luck finding dates on a dating site, the problem isn’t with the opposite sex, the problem is with the individual. Most men I know and these are men of all shapes, sizes, races, ect. Are getting…

I am male and unfortunately, I predict that this sort of thing will become more frequent. Why? I think that it has never been harder for men to date than it is now. Or perhaps, more accurately, it has never been more likely that a man’s life will be completely devoid of female contact than right now. This in no way…