For the sake of your sanity and taste buds, take the time to find really good fried chicken and an authentic central or South American eatery. These will not be chains. They will be grubby, old, and for the taco shop, full of people speaking Spanish. Good luck!

Is there any chance you are in Northern Nevada? My heart is aching for the dark orange one. He looks so much like my sweet Daffodil. Daffy was lost to liver cancer at 14 and I miss him.

I know right? I just dismissed some long screed he replied to me with that’s all about how he’s super handsome and women love him and it’s not feminist to call him a sad clown and he would know because he is absolutely a feminist.

The problem isn’t identifying them. It’s getting away from them when you do. This woman had no problem seeing this guy was bad news.

A man is correct.

Or you could, you know, focus a little less on being a sad clown and a little more on being a person that other people want to be around. We can smell creepy desperation. You are alone because of one or more of these issues.

“Ugh you only like Warren cause you are capable of doing math.”

You are more forgiving than I am.

I’d start with dropping the “friend” who called the cops instead of contacting you or your dad.

That was me from 15-25. You could count every rib, every vertebrae. I could hang pants on my hip bones. No boobs obv. Got dumped by my first love for being too skinny. Was constantly asked if I was anorexic. Thigh gap? Hah. Try knee gap. And people (men) would routinely guess my weight at 100. I'm all soft and mushy…

The only time I have had a person who encroached due to weight, he was the BEST. We got hammered and talked programming. It's all the bastards that spread that should be shot.

Yes very versatile. Recorking wine, wiping up spills. And the applicator makes a fantastic cigarette holder.

My point was that yes of course a dance form that traditionally includes head covering is a good match for women wearing a hijab. In other news, the sun is hot and water is wet. And I can choose to watch any part I please. One of the reason I find contemporary dance insufferable is all of the grimacing.

Cherry peppers lend themselves well to pickling.

My first baby was a surprise. And two weeks before I found out I had taken some acid on my birthday. I don’t recommend it. But she was fine. You apparently have a window between fertilization and full system sharing. I did have a judgmental midwife at the start who wanted to lecture me about drugs because my once a…

Explain this oppression please.

I think of all dance types, ballet lends itself most naturally to wearing hijabs. But I don't look at heads and faces when I watch dancers. I think it would also encourage greater creativity in costuming.

On the plus side, the best “sexy foreigner” lover I have ever had was from Quebec and I would recommend to friends!

Right. Because her bosses are definitely scouring the comment sections of Jezebel. They also internet stalk me to keep track of the half a dozen burners I’ve used, and have some idea of the state in which I live and my internet service provider to track my IP.

Yeah it’s a load of nonsense. I was in one of the last years when it was 2 sections, so max score was 1600. My younger sister had the 2400 test. We both did very well. She after 4 years at a high end prep school, me after dropping out of highschool officially in 10th grade, functionally in 9th grade. And her current…