You can just ask for the lean cut of brisket.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

The NFL forces their players to speak on media days for the Superbowl to talk about BS. We should have some enforcement for elected officials to do the same thing.

“These teens, not familiar with things like access and correspondents dinners. They’re not burning their bridges, they’re burning the bridge construction materials! They’ll never have a future in journalism!”

Rex Ryan has feet, Josh McDaniels has horses. We all have our kinks.

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

*gets* to

Well yeah, but on the other hand.....money.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

For you, that day in 2010 was the most important event in your life. But for a Pats fan, it was a Sunday.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

Son of privilege, Peyton had PEDs delivered to his goddamn door and everyone wrote him a hall pass.

Global And National Defense Hypernet Intelligence, or G.A.N.D.H.I.

“THE PROBLEM WITH living your life under the spotlight is that the camera captures only the public eruption, not the months of silent anger.”

“Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist…”

This is why you’ve never won a Super Bowl.

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”