*Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme Plays*

Goodell has a negative VORC (value over replacement commissioner), so I’m surprised some of the analytically-minded owners aren’t more furious about Goodell’s performance. Hell, even to football lifers, his tenure screams GLORY BOY!

All I could see was JP from Grandma’s Boy:

I just want to see Shane date the cheerleaders.

Agreed. No way does the NFL want to get stuck in that quicksand.

Fantasy football is part of the core of the NFL’s success (why else would you watch the Colts sans Luck?), and no one wants a fantasy league with Shane Falco as their QB1, even if he did pull out that win in the end.