My local Costco has gas pumps...but no gas. They had them installed over a year ago, but they are prohibited from turning them on, as it were, until a nearby intersection gets overhauled because it’s already got too much traffic and people lining up for cheap gas will make it worse.
On top of that, the owner of several…

I don’t trust anyone that puts cheese whiz on a sandwich.

Whenever I used to get Costco gas, I would pull in line, and shut the engine off.  Why sit there idling for 10 minutes? 

“The attendants are making minimum wage”

Or in the NYC area, unless you want the shit keyed out of your car. 

People just park in the fire lane right in front of the door here

well said. watch Dark Phoenix at home last night. I wonder if Kevin Feige watched it and said, "Well, now we know all the things NOT to do with the X-Men."

He’s far too gassy and his hamstrings are far too tight to do that.

The game is designed to move through the board fast, so the die rolls 2-7.

Replaces the 1?

Man, it’s all screwed up. With traditional dice, opposite sides add up to 7. 2 and 5 are opposite, etc. So, if 7 is on one side here, then 1 should be on the other side. meaning 5 and 3 should be opposites, but they’re clearly not.

A lot of little kids are going to be running around with hinge blisters.

He was a horrible man and we are all glad he’s dead.

Show some respect for the dead . . .

Funny enough, it would be cheaper to just hire Bill Skarsgard.

You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.  Steve Buscemi has looked 40+ since he was 15.