This guy fonts. 

The Florida and Texas governors are now also suing cruise lines to remove the vaccination requirements. 

The release date is the same as the PAW Patrol movie. 

Appropriately, the drone flew into view when the mayoral candidate was discussing qualitative vs quantitative differences.

The final form has been revealed.

My local Apple Store just has a security guard wearing a security service polo shirt. 

Living to 93 is a good way to reduce your backlog of games.

Congratulations! You understood my reference.

I think what you mean is, does Studio Ghibli deserve some … Congratulations?

Currently (May 5), only 1 of the 8 bundles have video games in them  the rest are all book related  that’s such a sad ratio  wish there was a slider to fix that  

Duck Duck Goose with Vin Diesel would be nice. 

The slo-mo robots would be glistening grease too.

In the sequel to “The Martian”, Matt Damon, who is stranded on Mars again, can take the abandoned Ingenuity apart, charge it with solar cells, and use its motors and blades as a Weed Wacker on his potato farm.

“Get out of my damn Gundam, Shinji.”

.... and then hawk your meat after butchering you.

How about replacing a box of candy with a package of red meat from the meat department and then sticking on your custom label that says something like “Human Thigh Meat”?

I think it’s called Marty. It was supposed to have other functions such as scanning inventory but unions weren’t happy with that so that functionality has been disabled in the stores. Does your local one trigger incessant calls for cleanups in aisles over the PA system?

There have been reports of supermarket staff kicking the robots that scan aisles for messes since unions hate them.

What is that from? I’ve been watching your GIF for 2 minutes now.