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Front toward enemy ... Back toward aesthetics.

And the rest of the executives who won’t be doing time get to see the value of their Equifax stock plummet from this year’s high by 33%

The technical details of your comment would elicit a “Wut?” from the retired chief security officer.... Her degree was in music.

Surprised how quickly people have forgotten about the Lenovo malware / security issue.

yo, Magus here....

When Marvel cancels this series, maybe they can use this cover again:

When did Apple look at the gaming market and go “nah, we don’t need that”, and why did they do it?

Sorry! Bad attempt at a grammar joke.

Sorry... please ignore. Infinite scroll made me post in the wrong article :(

6) Fix the battery.... Some people (like me) have batteries in their Pixel phones that can’t make it through the day.

Yes, he added a “p” to “well” and removed an “l”.

I was thinking of scanning my face with one eye winked when initializing Face ID. But I’m guessing, it’ll mess up the facial mapping and the Animoji would all look odd.

Simultaneously, the stock price of Schadenfreude Inc. is going up.

Maybe Mnuchin is playing out a fantasy scenario from last year’s “Designated Survivor” tv show in which the treasury security becomes president after everyone else above him in government gets nuked.

I want a special edition of BladeRunner 2049 that has an opening voice over of “I punched Ryan Gosling in the face ... Ryan Gosling’s face was where it should not have been.”.

Salary men!

Thank you. I’m never buying an apple product following that nonsense. For all you naysayers ready to pounce on me (puts on headphones without an adapter), sorry can’t hear you.

The greasy rats should be pretty tasty for your cat :)

Good point. I forgot about the Moto Atrix. (Guess my original point was about finger print recognition tied to a wallet app).