Oh boy I haven't posted in a long time... but listen to me; there are few things I wouldn't give to have kotaku force you to play this game with headphones on, on a large scree, while being videotaped, while your fellow bloggers play sharks. Few things. Please. This is greater than you and your feelings Luke. …

Your thymus is behind your sternum and once you become an adult it has mostly devolved into fat.

Hand crafted is beautiful but man we have owned a TEC grill for 17 years thing is fucking incredible. http://www.tecinfrared.com/

this

mine too

Yes. I have not upgraded for this very reason. I change my location every 4 weeks and use maps constantly. I was going to even upgrade my phone but that won't be happening until the google app comes out. This shit blows. I would get an android handset but I have a couple hundred dollars in medical applications…

I don't comment over here on jalop much . . . ever . . . but this was the car of my childhood. The poster on my wall. So my 9 year old self is driven to say a few words.

damn you double post DAMN YOU

This is all i could think about when I saw this

I'm fairly certain I expressed my distaste in your unnecessarily heavy tone of superiority. That was my opinion, which I wasted my time writing. Wasted because you were to much of a dim hero of art to see it. My perspective was clearly from 'below' as a groundling looking up to see you on your horse. Also,…

So I really can't pre order to update my iPhone or I'll lose my grandfathered ATT unlimited? Don't no-buddy got time for that!

Even if you are 100% correct about the cigars. The manner in which you have presented your argument is so smug, so arrogant, so douchetastic, that everything you have stated falls to the wayside in its glare.

This was thoroughly enjoyable and extremely beautiful. It had a look to it beyond that of what helicopters can do.

this entire thread of comments is in a way proof as to why its so difficult to do anything intelligent on the internet

not really relevant but that blue spinning globe for an avatar is sexy

I skipped this article 3 times because i wasn't interested in reading about people eating grasshoppers

never mind false alarm

I'm a 4th year medical student. Every hospital I rotate in has electronic medical records. Every hospital still requires me to write my progress notes by hand.

I'm all in. If I have to fly or drive i'm going to eat pad thai from Biddles belly button

Sam if i donate 200 dollars can I eat lunch . . . off of you