I can’t imagine too many developers want to give half their salaries away for Union dues.

If Usman punched Richard Spencer, Richard Spencer would be dead. 

+5 for “Duplo-brand Rocky”.

Yeah, I don’t think you’re going to get much sympathy or respect here for UFC’s newest shitty approximation of a pro wrestling heel.

It will always baffle me that anybody who calls themselves an American patriot doesn’t see that immigration is the single most patriotic act a person can display. It’s easy to love a country you’re already part of, but to go out of your way to CHOOSE America and make it your home, regardless of the shit-ton of…

Did anyone expect better from a guy named after the cheese Midwesterners eat because Cheddar is “too spicy?”

while the beating was satisfying, his response was the real beatdown. he took the “usa” thing away from the jerks and made it inspiring, I will admit that i have been turned against the usa usa yell, its always lunkheads doing it, but he cleaned it, made it feel right, even if he was intentionally ignoring the real…

If he's lucky his jaw will turn out to be his racist bone and they can remove it.

It’s not necessarily just because you’re born here, you feel privileged is what it means to be an American. No. I told you none of these guys work harder than me. That’s what it means to be an American. I work my ass off, and I’m going to continue to work my ass off and obviously with good integrity.

“I’m going to walk with integrity because at the end of the day, I want everyone that’s watching me, every eye that’s on me, to look at me and say, ‘You know what, that’s what we want to be, that’s the example that we like.’ And so, I’m more American than him. So, when they were chanting ‘USA,’ you damn sure…

Seems we have a clear case of the Front Fell Off. 

That must have been the greatest work day ever for the call screener.

And then, "is this really your mother?" "yep, yeah, oh yeah, that's Mom…"

Totally. Especially because it's not even "Oh God, it's my mother." Nope: "Oh God, it's Mom." Every Mom ever just called in. Heh.

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke…

You can hear the embarrassment in his voice when he says, "Oh God, it's Mom." That's how you know this is real.

mrs woodhouse 4 prez

LITERAL BEST MOM

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.