That usually happens with clinical intervention at that age. I’m going to go out on a limb and say Melania is pretty actively avoiding getting pregnant by her husband by pretty actively avoiding her husband. I’m also going to guess she’s pretty careful to not get pregnant by her sidepiece too even though it would…

Good luck with your IUD. I got one (also post-fibroid related miscarriage and years of super-messed up crazy bleeding) a few years ago and it was a lifechanger.

I’m not in Cali, but I lived there briefly years ago and the hunger strike info is from a friend of a friend who is LE adjacent, so take it with a whole shaker of salt, but some of it seems to verify. There were pics of the beer cans so he definitely drinks a fair amount and the press conference that I think was the…

Supposedly he’s refusing to eat and drink which... isn’t great idea at 72. Also, there are pics of a shed full of beer cans and going cold turkey if you’re an alcoholic also isn’t a great idea at 72. I think it’s possible they had him on ativan or something since he’s also been talking to himself non-stop per the…

This is how I imagine them too. John really taking his role as Jesus to heart and trying to love Kanye towards a more reasonable/less self-destructive position, Chrissy biting her tongue super-hard because she is afraid that anything sassy or shady she says would break the man and if it doesn’t he’s too far gone to…

The stuff my old mail carrier used to carry was basically pepper spray.

The second sketch is mostly a miss for me, but you are right that both got the brows the same (and probably accurate based on the mugshot) and that’s interesting because the brows are neither normal nor so bizarre that you’d think it would jump out at a victim, and yet they must have.

The one on the left looks really close. Got the ears, got the eyes, got the brows, got the nose from the looks of it. The middle one is very generic white guy and to my eye doesn’t look much like the mugshot (based on what I imagine he looked like 40 years ago) - maybe the ears and eyebrows are good.

But seriously, I…

This has been a fun discussion! As an aside, I totally hate Armstrong more than I hate Contador or Ale Jet or Schleck or Basso or any number of other guys who have raced during the Lance years. I will never forgive Lance for what he did to the Andreus. Or Dave Zabriskie. There’s been plenty of other assholes in…

And if they wanted to run it clean (or rather cleaner, cycling and sport in general will never be clean because money) they would alter routes when needed. Men have climbed in the Alps and Pyrenees for decades on far shittier equipment than they have now. The exciting parts of the tour are all relative anyways - the…

You do need stars, but your comment makes no sense. The routes for the grand tours are different each year so it would be nonsensical to compare total times year to year. No one does that. Cycling is absolutely not about speed except for TTs or track cycling. It’s about wins. Strategy is more critical than speed. No…

Comey is problematic. I get that he’s turning lemons (getting fired) into lemonade here (making what will probably be a ton of money off the book), but for all his country and truth above all else talk, he’s very much putting Jim Comey above all else and making it less likely that the truths Mueller finds in this…

In the pics with the Yair Rosenberg tweet, Cohen looks like he has bowlegged arms (bowarmed?). Why are his arms like that? Is that due to the fit of the jacket being terrible or does he hold his arms like that intentionally?

I heard your whole comment in Judge Judy’s voice that she uses when she is just done with someone. Combination of comment and kinja handle = perfection. Take my star.

By all accounts he really is. He also writes a couple of children’s book series that is not bad at all and goes over pretty well with some of the reluctant reader boys at my library. He is dyslexic and had a really tough time in school and he’s made books that are really approachable and thoughtfully done. Every…

It’s the smugness. During W’s tenure I realized the amount of smugness directly correlated to punchability. I wanted to punch Rumsfeld so much more than Bush; it was just this visceral need to punch. Huckabee Sanders is more punchable that Spicy. Like you say, he gets flustered, she’s just smug and self-righteous…

Oh, I am late to this, but Pope Lucky sends wishes for peace and will send a prayer to the patron saint of better roommates for you.

There’s no death penalty in Michigan, so I’m assuming the logic was that he was for sure going down on the rapes (especially since there’s another rape case pending now) so he might as well roll the dice and murder the witness and give himself the slim chance that he would walk with no witness. He’ll do more time now…

It also says this fucker laughed when he was denied bail for her murder. Jesus. So much went wrong in this case. Why was he allowed to work for the school when he already had felony convictions? Why was he given such low bail when he had threatened the victim? Why is the judge who didn’t see a problem with letting a…

Yep, the UFC won’t sue. There is no way they want all their dirty laundry aired in a deposition. The injured fighters will settle (with someone, maybe McGregor, maybe the UFC, maybe both). They’ll each get 100k (or something that’s more than they would have made on the fight) for their pain and suffering, and Dana…