I’d rather the cops be in harm’s way than have them putting everybody else in the vicinity in harm’s way by partaking in a high-speed chase. They’re the only ones getting paid to be. When did we decide cops’ lives are more important than civilians’?

I was gonna say... he got shot in Mt. View but they took him all the way down to San Diego to get treated?

My condolences to this sailor’s family and friends.

I suspect that some Indian Tribes have concerns about the very notion of DNA testing.

The people that scream “Support Our Troops” (and buy $.99 Chinese-made magnets with the same message) are the same as shitty musicians that ask a recording engineer to work in exchange for “promoting the studio.” During the GWB era, it basically meant “we support sending our troops to an early death in the desert.”

But more people will have died from car crashes by the time I’ve finished typing this comment than have ever been killed by nuclear power. Anti-nukers sound as batty as anti vaxxers making false claims that are easily debunked. Next question.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Hahaha, yes, sure would be awful to have a senator in office who might do something unconscionable like confirm a right-wing sexual assaulter to the Supreme Court for life!

I think coal rollers’ exhaust should first pass through the cab so they can first fully enjoy the smoke!

Yeah, see, the point of emissions systems is to reduce emissions, not make the engine more fuel efficient. You’re right that you can “lean cruise” an engine at low load and get better mileage, but you’re producing a TON more NOx emissions, which is why it’s not allowed (in addition to burning up the cats). Burning…

And don’t forget that you can’t have more than $2,000 to your name at any given time if you get disability! One penny over and apparently you’re rolling in dough.

Abortion is like every other medical procedure in that it needs to involve consent. Don’t imply that its particular badness is why it can’t be “forced”. No medical procedures are legal to foist on someone, ever. Medication and surgery are serious business and can’t be inflicted on someone. Abortion is healthcare, and…

They arrested the lender? Nice

I am clearly insane. Over the last 18 months I’ve said to myself “There is no way that’s true. People/president/person wouldn’t do that” no less than 400 times. When drawing my line of disbelief I may as well be doing it in coke at Darryl Strawberry’s house. I make a line, I look away and *poof* it’s gone. 

Maybe if you’re going to demonstrate against Nazis, leave the Hugo Boss boxers at home that day and pick another brand?

These people take $10,000 out of your pocket and give you $1,000 back, and you call it a great deal. Fucking Christ, you are an easy mark. 

Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Maybe we can set you up with Tab?

a weird fetish for self-aggrandizing dudes with slicked-back hair?

“Think of it this way, they’re not punishing people for driving a competition vehicle, they’re just rewarding those that buy the products they make.”