I surely could and did miss it and resent you for bringing it to my limited attention span. #clowntown

I have a refurbished Dell laptop running the shit out of Windows XP. I bought this thing about 10 years ago. This past summer I inadvertantly of course dropped it over the edge of a boat in about 10 feet of water and it went to the bottom. I retrieved the computer, opened it and let it sit upside down for 2 days.

I’m thankful for Michelle Rodriguez, she may “bat for the other team” on occasion but only a clueless asshole would be offended by that.

In most cases as I said military aircraft follow the exact same rules as your Delta airlines flight but our callsigns are much cooler. Your flight number with an airline is the callsign so from Atlanta to LA you might be flying on “Delta 1555" whereas the military aircraft are rolling with “Shark 23”, “Smoke 15”,…

Bortleing before Blake Bortles made Bortled a verb. Bless you ‘ol #6.

I moved to Indiana 2 years ago for work, I have no fucking clue what IPFW is and I care so little about the fucking imbeciles who made Mike Pence their Governor that I won’t Google it. I live in fucking clown town.

My ex wife has several Gucci bags but I have no clue what a Gucci Mane is, is that a hair piece?

You people realize you could hire Belichick this offseason and sign Brady off the waiver wire next year and the Bears would still be at best 6-10 next year, 6-10 the following year, 8-8 the next year?

I’m done, first 5 episodes were very good but now they’ve lost me. I wanted to care but right now I don’t give a single half of one fuck about any of these characters and can’t accept how in the hell Maeve is logically able to manipulate these 2 fucking idiots.

Just to expand a bit military aircraft when flying ‘due regard’ not only don’t file a flight plan or talk to ATC but will leave their transponder off which is the main way aircraft are tracked in the US and around the world.

When military aircraft transit from lets say the US to Europe or throughout Europe they follow the same rules as every other aircraft including fees. In your example of a B2 flying around the world to blow shit up they would fly what’s called “due regard’ meaning they don’t file a flightplan, don’t have to talk to…

I generally don’t like hockey families with all their Codys, Coles, Chases and Ryans, not to mention the Caydens and Kalebs. The disease has even spread to the Nordic nations at Patrik Laine is the bro-est of broish hockey dudes and would have been named Jayden if AmeriCanadien.

Hey Mexico, if you’re listening disregard Trump, he’s a fucking imbecile and none of his crazy retarded shit will happen. But.....but if you really want an NFL team and I know how much you want one you need to put the fucking lasers away.

You’re obviously my kind of people. 

Back in a month? Bet the kids are excited.

‘Accused’?

That post was by someone named Ivanka, otherwise anonymous.

I’m guessing most of your readers are little rubber people who don’t shave yet so I’ll fill in as the resident dad.