I surely could and did miss it and resent you for bringing it to my limited attention span. #clowntown

I’m thankful for Michelle Rodriguez, she may “bat for the other team” on occasion but only a clueless asshole would be offended by that.

Bortleing before Blake Bortles made Bortled a verb. Bless you ‘ol #6.

I moved to Indiana 2 years ago for work, I have no fucking clue what IPFW is and I care so little about the fucking imbeciles who made Mike Pence their Governor that I won’t Google it. I live in fucking clown town.

My ex wife has several Gucci bags but I have no clue what a Gucci Mane is, is that a hair piece?

You people realize you could hire Belichick this offseason and sign Brady off the waiver wire next year and the Bears would still be at best 6-10 next year, 6-10 the following year, 8-8 the next year?

I generally don’t like hockey families with all their Codys, Coles, Chases and Ryans, not to mention the Caydens and Kalebs. The disease has even spread to the Nordic nations at Patrik Laine is the bro-est of broish hockey dudes and would have been named Jayden if AmeriCanadien.

Hey Mexico, if you’re listening disregard Trump, he’s a fucking imbecile and none of his crazy retarded shit will happen. But.....but if you really want an NFL team and I know how much you want one you need to put the fucking lasers away.

Back in a month? Bet the kids are excited.

‘Accused’?