The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Sneak preview of the Jalopnik auto show

Germany, Switzerland, and Spain(well, maybe not at the moment) are all better.

My pet theory is that the S-foils on an X-wing are radiator housings for the blasters.

I know this is Fancy Kristen, but I can seriously get along with a lot of points raised in this article. This is what as a snobby American I could write about the perceived snobby French.

“The fire rises!”

This is all fine and dandy. Except in the real world, people who use the merge lane are doing so because it is faster, and they are passing people in traffic. Of course someone who’s been sitting in traffic is going to be reluctant to let someone in who just took 2-5 minutes off their commute because they took a…

Who’s that guy? Angry NRA man? Or me? If you think it’s me, think again because I don’t police shit. That said, angry old white dude who thinks he’s special and zips by everyone else merging considerately will get no special treatment from me.

Okay, I’ll bite.

This guy definitely overreacted. But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car. That rule implicitly exists because one has to rely on the law and order of society as, during normal daily use, your sweet baby can’t remain in your watchful gaze or out of the path…

Dude is living the dream! He has a girl who freaks out and crys out of joy, instead of anger or disappointment when he buys a stupid fast wagon.

Buys cars sight unseen.

I would like to point out that Top Gear conclusively proved that the SC 430 is the Worst Car In The History Of The World, making it even more well-chosen than I thought it was.

Yeah but on the flip side, this is Jalopnik. Any time there are politics involved, rights of opinion/speech only apply to 1 side of the argument. Everyone else is racist / bigot / supremacist / bad because they share the other opinion.

Is Jalopnik about cars or politics? The guy still has a right to not disagree with what other people say (I think?).

did they look behind the couch?.... wierdest shit turns up there

In my parent’s subdivision, the HOA allows giant-ass RV’s and ugly Pontoon boats to be parked wherever they so please, but GOD FORBID their three kids park their car’s outside because my parent’s built their house with a two car garage.

“It hurts property values, because no prospective home owner is going to say, “Gee, honey, that guy who parks a WWII tank on the street could just be a normal person and definitely not a gun-toting psychopath who will snap one day and murder is all. We should give him a chance.”

This thing is the equivalent of parking a gigantic RV or boat or trailer on the street. 

How are you supposed to get a tank behind closed doors? Also who is this triggered by a tank? Its awesome!

Someone of German ancestry should hit it with a Panzerfaust then claim they were triggered by this microaggression.