Honestly with how fucking ridiculous most of the heroes are in terms of design and theme, it should be a full blown RPG brawler (maybe similar to Dynasty Warriors) with a player created character.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Saitama doesn’t have a life bar.  He has a “Time to realize there’s a sale at the grocery store” bar that goes down whenever an attack lands. 

This game needs to just embrace the total unbalance. You win every fight within seconds but! Now you must face the agonizing decision of how long to hold your hero pose and oh shit is the grocery about to close?

Missile is the best doggo. THE BEST.

And don’t forget the reveal of who “Ray” is. 

Man, the final revelation of Sissel’s identity was such a gut punch. Thanks for bringing attention to this underappreciated classic!

It bears repeating: in some cases we’re operating LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME CAMPS.

George Takei may be the person most entitled to the bumper sticker that says “I can’t believe I’m still protesting this shit.”

George Ta-fucking-kei is an American treasure. We need to have his judgment and thoughtfulness kept under glass at the Smithsonian as one of the last examples of the successes of the American experiment.

Takei his words for it.

...that expansion came from the moon!

Refutation of point 1:

It’s scary now.

“We’re so terrified of you being violent that we’re going to bring you to our location instead of calling or texting.”

Hey I live in NC!

Jesus, everyone in N.C. is crazy as fuck.

“I’m here to speak for the oppressed. I don’t care about what any middle class conservative white person thinks about anything I have to say.”