These are always fantastic. I still chuckle remembering one of last year’s priest changes:

I keep scratching my head wondering why people would want this, or Second Life, or similar “games.” But then I’m the type who never really understood the appeal of The Sims either, so my opinion isn’t worth so much here.

Apparently the story revolves around a strange virus that begins turning girls from their late teens to 20s into weapons, other girls emerging with the power to wield the weapon women, and a world scrambling to use them to their own ends, as you do.

Right. I fully expect Hurricane Ultima to be the kind of storm where meteorologists are required to play excerpts of O Fortuna whenever they're talking about, showing, or mentioning anything about this ultimate weather system.

If you're just bringing up the issue of scale here, for summon attacks, then you may want to consider previous attacks from past games. Terra Flare from FF7 would have Death Star'd the planet. Most Bahamut attacks? Eden from FFVIII? Alexander? Tsunamis from Leviathan? That kind of firepower should take out the…

My favorite time hands-down was when I got my Warlock Felsteed mount. This was back in vanilla where amassing the gold to buy a normal mount took eons, and I was rooming with a bunch of college friends who all played WoW.

Yeah, I really do. She cracked the hell up when I read her this, by the way. I don't think she'll let me forget it.

They do not lie.

My roommate shoved the 4 collected Saga collections in front of me and told me not to talk to her until I finished.

I'd love to see another Zelda game which addresses MM's Link post-Termina and explains the Hero's Shade.

Oh man....the music...the sounds...so much to choose from.

Neat! Thanks, I may have to pick this one up.

Haven't played or heard much on this game. Can anyone explain what's going on in this scene? Is this some kind of ghostly phasing ability, manifestation of an alternate personality? Whatever it is, it looks interesting.

Once you retrieve your ocarina, the timer isn't nearly the foe you think it is. You can slow time, fast forward a day, reset, whatever you need to tackle the events and challenges in your past. It doesn't trap you, it just gives you a fun medium to work within.

Likewise. That's also why I returned Lightning Returns lightning fast.

Just...wow...

I agree that this isn't something that should be opened up for all. It is fucked up.

Sounds like you're not really the target audience? Seems to me that the ones who SHOULD go through this experience are, at the least, school administrators (ESPECIALLY those who have been problematic for acknowledging that rape is a problem, or should be punished severely), maybe members of certain frats or sports…

I don't think anybody's saying this little truce justified anything.