The Republican President is apparently now saying he’s going to release the transcript of the call. I bet a dollar it’s badly marked up with Sharpie, with entire passages crossed out but still legible.

I guess your AC adapter is staying with the dock, so it looks like you may need to go back to Nintendo’s last portable. Yes, I’m talking about the console that was proven to be portable by none other than you: the Wii U. (And hey, you can play Breath of the Wild on it.)

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

Not an elegant solution, but you can still do this. You just have to set each monitor as primary, set it up in FancyZones, then set the next monitor as primary and repeat. Like you said, hopefully this can be addressed in a later version.

I know Those Very Fine People hate science, but I just did some!

The biggest nonsense is the tubes with miles of vacuum, billions of liters of air to suck out and stay sucked out as no material is 100% air leak proof. A hyperloop would work if the line was at the edge of space where it’s already in a low pressure environment but then you would have to justify the steep climb. Maybe…

It is if you do it right. If you half-ass it like me, it’s not that bad. 

I would like to hire you to do some touch-up work on my wedding photos, please.

I love it, but there’s no way in hell he spells “Alabama” correctly once, let alone five times in a row.

After completely devastating the Bahamas Alabama and teasing the entire southeastern coast of America Alabama with destruction, Hurricane Dorian made landfall in North Carolina Alabama today.

Here are a pair of quasi-secrets that may bring you back:

Omg YES PLEASE! that and also Pokémon Snap!

A year ago, the digital streaming service added The Fast and the Furious (very good), 2 Fast 2 Furious (bad) and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (objectively the best) to its lineup.

I only skipped around in the video so I don’t know if you’re making those up or not but they look close enough to the lines I saw in the subtitles so I’m just going to assume you’re not kidding and say: That is amazing.

She was really feeling it apparently.  GOOD.

I think we all need to appreciate the fearless-do-not-fuck-with-me power of a female, middle aged Masshole pol. She’s everybody’s pissed off mom who Has Had Enough, Goddamnit. I am here for that.

My daughter and I spent the whole night making fun of Delaney. He looks like a squirrel, talks like a Republican from 1980, and looked like he had a cockroach on his ugly purple tie. Go away, John.

I can’t play the audio because I’m at work, but I watched the muted video and...that look on Delaney’s face after getting his ass handed to him...wow.

Sanders: “Medicare for All is comprehensive. It covers all healthcare needs for senior citizens. It will finally include dental care, hearing aids, and eyeglasses.”