We had full size mechanical office typewriters with blank keys.

This 2013 model is pre autopilot and even if it had it it would only be hardware 1 and it wouldn’t have all the cameras. So this car can’t be upgraded.

Our kids REFUSED to ever receive ice for injuries, even when they were severe enough that I, an under-reactor to childhood bumps and scrapes, thought it was warranted. But it was always unthinkable to take a kid who actually was in pain and then hold them down and force them to apply ice. But ultimately it worked in…

The Blue Van will be collecting you shortly, remain where you are.

100% this.

Holy hell, I first read that as “Cheetos, with stirred peanut butter and milk...” and had to reread it, not twice but thrice, to determince wether you are a complete maniac or not.

I just hope it is big enough to hold an f150 like that image. The sight of that massive truck weaving through traffic with 911 capabilities will terrify all.

I just love how this thing looks! I hope the games will be worthwile and will utilize the crank in interesting ways.

YOu can even bring many t-mobile phones over to their network. I brought an iPhone 6s and my mom brought an 8 (both t-mobile) and they worked.

Honey...

Instant oatmeal. One bag of Regular flavor, one bag of Maple & Brown Sugar flavor, peanut butter, + milk. Microwave. Stir. Peanut buttery milky goodness in a breakfast that will keep your hunger pangs away until at least lunchtime. 

The multigrain cheerios go especially well with the kind of peanut butter that you watch being crushed at the grocery store. And just drink the milk rather than trying to make a perfect mix. 

Same here. Switched from T-Mobile to Xfinity. My wife and I both upgraded our phones but we’re about the same price right now with 2 phones on contract as we were with T Mobile and phones that were paid off.

Damn, I thought I was the only weirdo on earth that did this.

It’s delicious!

I’m in the same boat. I switched my phone and was paying $19.xx per month TOTAL in Chicago. I added my mom and went to $26.xx per month. We don’t use much cellular data (less than a gig per month) and are in areas with wifi most of the time so this is an amazing plan for us both.

Don’t forget The Reassembler!

I’m actually legit surprised that it’s possibly going to be Rooker. As soon as I read the headline my brain went straight to Bautista.

I’m a developer so I care a lot. But yeah, you normals can stay home.

Get out.

I could whup his giant ASS at poker, holy shit. His voice, his blinking, the motionless pauses, you can practically smell the lying.