We had full size mechanical office typewriters with blank keys.

This 2013 model is pre autopilot and even if it had it it would only be hardware 1 and it wouldn’t have all the cameras. So this car can’t be upgraded.

Our kids REFUSED to ever receive ice for injuries, even when they were severe enough that I, an under-reactor to childhood bumps and scrapes, thought it was warranted. But it was always unthinkable to take a kid who actually was in pain and then hold them down and force them to apply ice. But ultimately it worked in…

The Blue Van will be collecting you shortly, remain where you are.

100% this.

Holy hell, I first read that as “Cheetos, with stirred peanut butter and milk...” and had to reread it, not twice but thrice, to determince wether you are a complete maniac or not.

I just hope it is big enough to hold an f150 like that image. The sight of that massive truck weaving through traffic with 911 capabilities will terrify all.

I just love how this thing looks! I hope the games will be worthwile and will utilize the crank in interesting ways.

Honey...

Instant oatmeal. One bag of Regular flavor, one bag of Maple & Brown Sugar flavor, peanut butter, + milk. Microwave. Stir. Peanut buttery milky goodness in a breakfast that will keep your hunger pangs away until at least lunchtime. 

The multigrain cheerios go especially well with the kind of peanut butter that you watch being crushed at the grocery store. And just drink the milk rather than trying to make a perfect mix. 

Damn, I thought I was the only weirdo on earth that did this.

It’s delicious!

Don’t forget The Reassembler!

I could whup his giant ASS at poker, holy shit. His voice, his blinking, the motionless pauses, you can practically smell the lying.

I gotcha covered, at least for Europe. I did a little write-up after a trip in 2015.

Why does the timer on the gif say 34 seconds?

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

When the kids were very little we read to them a lot and it was a really enjoyable experience and it helped develop a love of reading in them that still exists in them as busy 15 and 17 year olds. When they were old enough to read on their own and just devouring books we kept reading to them for a while as our bedtime…

I mean, he probably won’t notice that the VEHICLE STOP LAMPS aren’t working, so....I guess he won’t complain?

I did this to my neighbor’s car and he got all pissy about it.