Droid Turbo:

My body is ready. I will get that Mega Yarn Yoshi Amiibo!

You forgot the Droid Bionic, and (if you’re not just counting Motorola) Droid Eris and Droid Incredible.

A gruff man had me stare into a camera, peered right into my soul, and welcomed me into the country with a disapproving frown.

I too would like my free TV. Thanks!

I too would like my free TV. Thanks!

One final (but important) thing to note is that Motorola often rebrands their Verizon phones to sell to other local US carriers (MVNOs).

Goodbye video game disks:

Darn it, man! You are this close to scientific breakthrough and you choose to back-off?!

I think the argument here is that previous incarnations of the S-Pen did not allow you (without significant effort) to insert it in backwards, whereas with this model the pen slides right in with the same amount of force regardless of direction.

Don’t worry, once it sells out it’ll cost at least double that!

Pretty sure that’s a New Beetle, man.

Judging by their previous merchandise and marketing decisions.... they’d replace the girls with boys to better suit their target demographic.

It’s especially fun at the beginning of each round because he likes to circle around each of the players and then just barely walk far enough to set the timer off - then he returns to circle us again. It’s like playing a game of duck-duck-goose, and you need to anticipate which direction to run to so that you don’t…

Our 2-year old loves to play as Mario in Mario Chase.

I’m praying that this movie is more in the mold of Pirates of the Caribbean than Tomorrowland. It doesn’t need to be a brilliant work, it just needs to be fun.

When reached for comment, she had this to say:

Same here, and I try to keep that in mind/perspective every time a very minor issue is bugging me. I work far less today than I did before and get paid considerably more than I did then.

Do we know what Skinny Mario looks like using the NSMB assets?!

I did not know about this! I do believe you are right! I’ll have to play this, thanks.