Excuse me while I scowl at my Netflix subscription...

Mario Strikers was awesome.

I use it daily! Glad to know you’re not stalking me though.

And press 3/4 after your unlock code to unlock all the doors! I love these things, especially since we only have 1 key and and keyfob.

One can never tell on the internet, which is why you should always be vigilant!

Rational Cars is what I’m going to name my future car company. Trademarking it now.

It was meant more as a tongue-in-cheek comment. :)

Don’t worry, he disabled the airbag so it wouldn’t hurt him in case of an accident. Thinking ahead!

Very cool. I think I can accomplish the same effect by duct-taping my phone to the passenger side and using Torque. Though the airbag may prove to be an issue...

Most productive 10 minutes of my morning!

This is glorious. Thank you for informing me of its existence.

I like what’s going on back here.

Hamilton took pole in qualifying, but I think it’s safe to say he scrubbed his launch at the very start of the race, with Vettel passing into pole position so quickly I expected pixelated sunglasses and “Deal With It” to drop down out of nowhere.

Worked for Wilt (who in his defense, was only depressed - not drunk):

You want a lifetime pass? Work for the Mouse for 15 years or more to obtain a Silver Pass... free ain’t free!

Funny, I was just about to Google search to see if any news had come up about the status of Project Cars on Wii U. Too bad it’s the news I feared (though expected).

When I read #4 - I thought I had finally broken through into one of these hallowed Jalopnik lists... but you gave it to someone else!

That brings up an interesting thought - setting up Mr. Iwata’s 3DS in the Nintendo World Museum. People can come in and tag him as a tribute to his legacy.

Associates with Crazy Rebels?

Plot twist: Their youngest sister Kate had actually died at the age of 8 from falling off of a tree...