Too bad you couldn’t hear the car over all those stupid birds chirping!....

I can get behind this idea.

You’ll never get an answer if you keeping asking yourself a question to which you don’t know the answer!

Don’t worry, you and I will always be friends!

I had a similar experience turning this:

Ok smarty-pants, I’ll let you find a pink Geo Metro on black BBS wheels! I’ll wait right here.

Have you ever looked at a Pinto cross-eyed? That’s what I thought!

Have I got the car for you!...

Seriously. Though as mentioned before they will rent to Mercury Mountaineer or Lincoln Aviator owners.

Why do I feel like you’re leading me straight into a trap....

Having never watched GT.... what the heck were they thinking?!?!?

Well, maybe they could resurrect the old Integra! Get that thing back in production, with its lightweight body, and its bare-bones interior, and its surprisingly adept handling, and its cool hatchback style. They could list it for $9,999 plus tax. Call it the Integra Select.

You will shift the gears yourself because...

Listen here buddy, their best engineers have assured them that this will reduce the shrapnel-related injuries! That’s what this is all about.

Exactly! Shrapnel-related injuries will be practically ZERO!

Why yes, it is.

I’ve heard from Takata insiders that this is indeed a band-aid fix to temporarily reduce fatalities due to shrapnel from the explosive charge. Their final solution (which is currently in testing) is to make the “bag” out of a super thick steel so that the shrapnel cannot penetrate it, thereby solving the problem!