Retractable cables... that’s brilliant!

You know how they say that people with pets look like the pets they own? This guy’s totally got that going on with his car (which he’s clearly put a lot of work into)!

Please do. I’d read it. (Post it to TAY)

Here you go, it was a fun read:

I thought the same thing - but then I realized that they included an asterisk at the start saying it was [their/the?] first time drag launching this bike. I wonder why they didn’t do subsequent launches though. Most likely because it took out the Veyron even with that soft launch.

Won’t be doing any resting now that we have tinnitus...

WHAT?! CAN’T HEAR YOU TRAV?!

Your caption makes the GIF that much more hilarious!

I forgot I was going to nominate the Ford Taurus (X), a play on brand-history by Ford that I don’t think ever really worked.

If you can prove that then we may have a case to pay for medical expenses incurred due to hearing loss.

Because I love you guys, and don’t want you to go deaf like me. Here you go (right click and “open image in new tab” for larger size).

I had my headphones on and volume at a normal level. Ouch.

Apparently some people have found success registering it as an “assembled vehicle” (kit car).

At the point where you can no longer register the title as a Miata, I’d assume.

My wife (and myself to be honest), are not into first-person shooters - she’s never been and I’ve lost interest. However, Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare’s aesthetics (it’s a freakin’ sunflower shooting lasers!) has both of us hooked. Splatoon is looking to take that to a whole other level and I seriously cannot…

Lucario wiped the floor with all of them.

We have reinvented ourselves, declares Lex Kerssemakers, CEO of Volvo Cars of North America, and we believe it now makes sense to go on the attack again in the United States.

They already have parameters in place for these particular cases. The car enters a “limp mode” where it pulls off to the side and begins to sob uncontrollably.

Even better idea, strip it yourself! That’ll take the fun out of it for them, and you’ll never have to worry about it being stripped again.

*handclap gif*