He's busy calculating his value now that the show is postponed. Lots of 0's and 1's buzzing about.

So then... I guess I shouldn't hold me breath for Clarkson's crowd-funded game Mortal Fracas?

I am speechless.

I'm going to go with an entire boat (Mark 5 Special Operations boat):

Heard from inside the tank:

I think what they were trying to say was that the profits (ie: money made after all business expenses, including manufacturing/staffing, are covered) go back to Japan/Toyota Motor Corporation . It's a technicality but a valid one none-the-less.

Can you blame them? As a Californian - Austin's the only real place I'd want to live in Texas.

If you have ever actually studied both forms of marketing a product you would know both have pro's and con's and both have horror stories, but that appears to be a little to unbiased for you

Mine fell from 4 feet, when my younger sister walked into the controller cable, and stopped working. I think I emptied out my curse-word-bank account on that day (it was about a year old then).

Honorable mention:

If you do buy one just let me know where to send that internet dollar!

I love how he instinctively still turns the wheel.. "WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING?!?!"

I'll have you know you nearly made me spit out my coffee...

Figure it out Hyundai! We want this thing.

"As proof that Nintendo maintains strong enthusiasm for the dedicated game system business", Iwata adds, "let me confirm that Nintendo is currently developing a dedicated game platform with a brand new concept under the development codename 'NX'."

There you go Patrick, fixed the headline for you. That should get quite a few more clicks!

The comment chain here is classic. I can read every one of them in their intended voice.

I'd imagine it'd end up mostly like this:.

But will they have a floating door simulation?

Funny you should mention that: